Facts are stupid things- Ronald Reagan o_O
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. -Groucho Marx
Humor is reason gone mad. -Groucho Marx
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-George Carlin
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. -George Carlin
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. -George Carlin
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. -Woody Allen
